King of the Hill

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:25 pm

Impossible Girl gets caught in a crosswind and blown across the valley where an eagle grabs her and flies her high into the air until she tickles its underbelly and it lets go of her. She plummets to the ground where she lands on Ainocra. The squishy bag of banana leaves and Ainocra's hat breaks her fall. Stunned, he rolls to the bottom of the hill.

Theoden Sebastian · Post by **Theoden Sebastian** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:50 am

This hill is mine, mine I say!

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:13 pm

Oh, well, if you say so.

Theoden Sebastian · Post by **Theoden Sebastian** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:19 am

Yes indeed

Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:35 am

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] erupts through the soil of the hill from his underground bunker, displacing Sebastian.

Theoden Sebastian · Post by **Theoden Sebastian** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:07 pm

*sneaks to Sev's underground bunker, gets his shotgun, climbs out of the hole created by Sev's earlier eruption and shoots Sev

Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:06 am

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] dodges the shots, pressing the big red button, capturing Sebastian in a steel cage

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:42 am

Lights the hill on fire driving away all current occupants and moves in with a lawn chair before crowning myself "Queen of the Mountain"

Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:37 am

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] hooks a firehose to the hydrant at the base of the hill and sprays down the fire and IG, reclaiming the hill for himself.

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:09 pm

Puts on dry clothes before training giant kangaroos to hop up the hill, scoop Sev up and carry him to Tanzania. Finds lawn chair but it's all wet so I stand on top of the hill. Queen.