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3 Word Story
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:52 pm
by Koth
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down
3 Word Story
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:08 pm
by Theoden Sebastian
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire
3 Word Story
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:29 pm
by Andrew
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place
3 Word Story
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:48 am
by Theoden Sebastian
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:28 pm
by shetef
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia.
3 Word Story
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:10 pm
by Andrew
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had
3 Word Story
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:49 pm
by shetef
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from
3 Word Story
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:01 am
by Tim Stark
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow
3 Word Story
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:27 pm
by Andrew
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who
3 Word Story
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:53 pm
by Tim Stark
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants.