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Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down

His Majesty Ambroscus Koth Vytherov, Hasal-Pharaoh, Bru'uh of Osiris
Khetemtai in the House of Sekhmet
Recipient of the Crown of Osiris
Recipient of the Violet Jewel of Atum


- Theoden Sebastian
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- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
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His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place
Andrew Grey-Anumia
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- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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- Theoden Sebastian
- Posts: 836
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are
Former Chief Elder of the Pschent and Former Councilor of Osiris
Spoiler
His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Konig of the Kingdom of Prussia
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
His Supreme Highness, the Crown Prince of the LKE
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, LKE
Governor-General of Niso
Administrator of Balder
Past Positions:
Former Prime Minister, LKE
Former Senator and Speaker of the Estates Common, LKE
Former Secretary of State for the Interior, Colonies, LKE
Former Director-General of the Imperial Intelligence Agency, LKE
Former Reich Elector, Deputy Reich Chancellor, Home Secretary, WAD, Reichstag Delegate, Head of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps, Immigration Service, TNI
Former Senator and Minister of Foreign Affairs, Kantrias
Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, EoE, Exshaw
Former Senator, Markarth
Former Member of the Emerald Council, Lazarus
Former Deputy Joint Commander, UIAF
Duke of Armagh, KNI
The Duke of Gloucester and Cumberland; Marquess of Albany in KGB
Director-General of the Secret Intelligence Service, KGB
The Deputy Lord President of the Privy Council and Lord Privy Seal, KGB
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia.
nobody of consequence
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had
Andrew Grey-Anumia
Spoiler
- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
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3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from
nobody of consequence
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow
Tim Stark
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who
Andrew Grey-Anumia
Spoiler
- Former x2 term Minister of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Deputy Min. of HA (TNP)
- Incumbent Court Justice (TNP)
- NPA Corporal (TNP)
- HA Mentoring Director (TNP)
- x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
- x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
- Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
- x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
- Councilor of the Deshret
- Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
- Former Minister of War (Balder)
- Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
- Jomskivikings (Balder)
- x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
- x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
- x1 Prime Minister of La France
- x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
- Election Commissioner (TNP)
- x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
- Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
- Citizen of every GCR except TEP and TRR, Former Citizen of Europeia, Spiritus and CoDN. Citizen of Albion, KBG, UK, BI and Alexandria
Spoiler

3 Word Story
Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants.
Tim Stark
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh

