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The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:06 am
by Siege
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:49 am
by Anabelle
Haha that's great!
Did you know French fries aren't made in France?
They're made in Greece!
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:32 am
by Holy Nation of Krotfordamions
Did you hear the news?
Fed-X and UPS are merging
They're going to go by the name
Fed-Up from now on
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:26 pm
by Anabelle
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels!
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:20 am
by Anabelle
Wanna hear a joke about construction?
Well, I'm still working on it.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:21 pm
by Anabelle
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
You check for fresh prince (or prints)
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:35 am
by Siege
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:38 pm
by Anabelle
What do you call an alligator that works on Wall Street?
An Invest-i-gator!
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:06 am
by PowerPAOK
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?
Because the P is silent.
The Dad Joke Collection
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:23 am
by Anabelle
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!