Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:20 pm
New Criminal Code:
The penalty for endangering a sheep is a warning.
The penalty for a merchant committing fraud is branding.
The penalty for plotting murder is whipping.
The penalty for an official smuggling coins is a moderate fine.
The penalty for an indentured servant committing blasphemy is a flogging.
The penalty for illegally trafficking spices is branding.
The penalty for a guard endangering a dog is a considerable fine.
The penalty for engaging in piracy is a small fine.
The penalty for striking a craftsman is a warning.
The penalty for spying is death.
The penalty for stealing magic artifacts is a brief imprisonment.
The penalty for kidnapping an apprentice is the stocks.
The penalty for stealing corpses is the stocks.
The penalty for a tradesman impersonating a member of a certain bloodline is the stocks.
The penalty for endangering a sheep is a warning.
The penalty for a merchant committing fraud is branding.
The penalty for plotting murder is whipping.
The penalty for an official smuggling coins is a moderate fine.
The penalty for an indentured servant committing blasphemy is a flogging.
The penalty for illegally trafficking spices is branding.
The penalty for a guard endangering a dog is a considerable fine.
The penalty for engaging in piracy is a small fine.
The penalty for striking a craftsman is a warning.
The penalty for spying is death.
The penalty for stealing magic artifacts is a brief imprisonment.
The penalty for kidnapping an apprentice is the stocks.
The penalty for stealing corpses is the stocks.
The penalty for a tradesman impersonating a member of a certain bloodline is the stocks.
