Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
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- War Wombat
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Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
New Criminal Code:
The penalty for endangering a sheep is a warning.
The penalty for a merchant committing fraud is branding.
The penalty for plotting murder is whipping.
The penalty for an official smuggling coins is a moderate fine.
The penalty for an indentured servant committing blasphemy is a flogging.
The penalty for illegally trafficking spices is branding.
The penalty for a guard endangering a dog is a considerable fine.
The penalty for engaging in piracy is a small fine.
The penalty for striking a craftsman is a warning.
The penalty for spying is death.
The penalty for stealing magic artifacts is a brief imprisonment.
The penalty for kidnapping an apprentice is the stocks.
The penalty for stealing corpses is the stocks.
The penalty for a tradesman impersonating a member of a certain bloodline is the stocks.
The penalty for endangering a sheep is a warning.
The penalty for a merchant committing fraud is branding.
The penalty for plotting murder is whipping.
The penalty for an official smuggling coins is a moderate fine.
The penalty for an indentured servant committing blasphemy is a flogging.
The penalty for illegally trafficking spices is branding.
The penalty for a guard endangering a dog is a considerable fine.
The penalty for engaging in piracy is a small fine.
The penalty for striking a craftsman is a warning.
The penalty for spying is death.
The penalty for stealing magic artifacts is a brief imprisonment.
The penalty for kidnapping an apprentice is the stocks.
The penalty for stealing corpses is the stocks.
The penalty for a tradesman impersonating a member of a certain bloodline is the stocks.
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"
-TAO
Former Titles:
-TAO
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Former Titles:
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Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
- War Wombat
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Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
On!! T'nod tropxe em! :pup:Rifty wrote:Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:05 amPermanent handling of the WA and Foreign Affairs by Cormac
War Scribe to become Unibot
Export Tomatoes to Lazarus and Marsupials to TWP
Simplifying of all scribe names to what they do...rather than some weird shit
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"
-TAO
Former Titles:
-TAO
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Former Titles:
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Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
Osiris shall henceforth be know as
Yosiris
Yosiris
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
The Osiris Fraternal Order shall henceforth be known as Brosiris.
nobody of consequence
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
Blaine Zeorus Montresor wrote:Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:49 pmThe Osiris Fraternal Order shall henceforth be known as Brosiris.
His Majesty Ambroscus Koth Vytherov, Hasal-Pharaoh, Bru'uh of Osiris
Khetemtai in the House of Sekhmet
Recipient of the Crown of Osiris
Recipient of the Violet Jewel of Atum
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
full support!
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
The Pharaoh shall hereby be known as the PharBROh
Tim Stark
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
the Sekhmet legion shall hereafter be known as
The Schmexy legion
new uniforms consisting of a thong and pasties will be issued to all soldiers
The Schmexy legion
new uniforms consisting of a thong and pasties will be issued to all soldiers
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
Ainocra shall hereby be given funding for a new eye, via the "Eye want you to see" Bill
Tim Stark
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
- War Wombat
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Joke laws for the Deshret to consider
Full support
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"
-TAO
Former Titles:
-TAO
Spoiler
Former Titles:
Spoiler
Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag