Joke laws for the Deshret to consider

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:20 pm

New Criminal Code:

The penalty for endangering a sheep is a warning.

The penalty for a merchant committing fraud is branding.

The penalty for plotting murder is whipping.

The penalty for an official smuggling coins is a moderate fine.

The penalty for an indentured servant committing blasphemy is a flogging.

The penalty for illegally trafficking spices is branding.

The penalty for a guard endangering a dog is a considerable fine.

The penalty for engaging in piracy is a small fine.

The penalty for striking a craftsman is a warning.

The penalty for spying is death.

The penalty for stealing magic artifacts is a brief imprisonment.

The penalty for kidnapping an apprentice is the stocks.

The penalty for stealing corpses is the stocks.

The penalty for a tradesman impersonating a member of a certain bloodline is the stocks.

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:19 pm

Rifty wrote:Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:05 amPermanent handling of the WA and Foreign Affairs by Cormac

War Scribe to become Unibot

Export Tomatoes to Lazarus and Marsupials to TWP

Simplifying of all scribe names to what they do...rather than some weird shit

On!! T'nod tropxe em! :pup:

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:22 am

Osiris shall henceforth be know as
Yosiris

shetef · Post by **shetef** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:49 am

The Osiris Fraternal Order shall henceforth be known as Brosiris.

Post by **Koth** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:12 pm

Blaine Zeorus Montresor wrote:Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:49 pmThe Osiris Fraternal Order shall henceforth be known as Brosiris.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:50 am

full support!

Post by **Tim Stark** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:15 am

The Pharaoh shall hereby be known as the PharBROh

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:07 am

the Sekhmet legion shall hereafter be known as

The Schmexy legion

new uniforms consisting of a thong and pasties will be issued to all soldiers

Post by **Tim Stark** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:58 pm

Ainocra shall hereby be given funding for a new eye, via the "Eye want you to see" Bill

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:07 pm

Full support

Honors