Osiris Fraternal Order

You get out the goose that laid the golden eggs.

I put in 15 CVS coupons from my last receipt.

The soda machine returns error code (Id:10t Item not found)

and spits the receipts back out.


I put in a quart of used motor oil.

You get black sludge.

I put in a condom.

You get exactly what you wanted and it was as good as you hoped it was.

I put in my library card

You get an overdue notice on that book you borrowed.

I insert another soda machine.

You get the total destruction of the spacetime continuum.



I insert a get out of jail free card.

It gets eaten by the machine.

I insert a band-aid.

You get Doctor McDreamy

I insert a manhole cover (yep, I'm that strong )

You get a citizen of Henan province.

I insert yo mama.

You get split pea soup

I insert my left hand