Forum Game: Soda Machine

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:08 pm

You get out the goose that laid the golden eggs.

I put in 15 CVS coupons from my last receipt.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:18 pm

The soda machine returns error code (Id:10t Item not found)

and spits the receipts back out.

I put in a quart of used motor oil.

Post by **Kemi** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:41 pm

You get black sludge.

I put in a condom.

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:59 pm

You get exactly what you wanted and it was as good as you hoped it was.

I put in my library card

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:34 am

You get an overdue notice on that book you borrowed.

I insert another soda machine.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:00 pm

You get the total destruction of the spacetime continuum.

I insert a get out of jail free card.

Post by **Kemi** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:13 am

It gets eaten by the machine.

I insert a band-aid.

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:45 pm

You get Doctor McDreamy

I insert a manhole cover (yep, I'm that strong

)

Post by **Kemi** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:40 pm

You get a citizen of Henan province.

I insert yo mama.

Impossible Girl · Post by **Impossible Girl** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:44 pm

You get split pea soup

I insert my left hand