Corrupt a Wish

Transdavisia · Post by **Transdavisia** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:07 pm

Granted, but he... dammit I don't want to corrupt that wish

I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:26 pm

Granted but your insides turn into spaghetti.

I wish the sky was orange.

Transdavisia · Post by **Transdavisia** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:47 pm

Granted but it's the ugliest shade of orange ever.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats and had one.

Fedele · Post by **Fedele** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:00 pm

The cat grows into a full grown male lion and claims you as its mate.

I wish I had two pina coladas.

Apolloatia · Post by **Apolloatia** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:27 pm

The Pina Coladas are the last thing you ever drink.

I wish I could control electricity.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:19 am

Granted but you eventually get electrocuted

I wish I had command of water

Fedele · Post by **Fedele** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:28 am

You have command of water but you still can't handle your liquor.

I wish Cormac could see my feelings for him.

Apolloatia · Post by **Apolloatia** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:22 pm

Granted, but he is so suprised, he dies. (That got dark)

I wish I was immortal.

Transdavisia · Post by **Transdavisia** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:39 pm

Granted, but you wither away into a molecule and watch the universe die.

I wish I was the Chief Vizier and nothing went wrong during my term, which I serve to the fullest extent.

Post by **Adytus** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:55 pm

Granted, but you are quickly purged after your term.

I wish the world was flat.