CTRL V Game

Home to spam and games. Come relax and have fun with your fellow Osirans!

Moderators: Pharaoh, Vizier, Chief Vizier, Sub-Vizier

User avatar
Tim Stark
Posts: 1823
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 12:00 am
Contact:

CTRL V Game

Post by Tim Stark »

This story begins in a galaxy where jellybeans are sentient and trolls thrive. It is also improper to ask how to reach an alternate dimension, as knowing would surely cause them to close the intergalactic dimensional gateways. The cinnamon king rules over this slightly sour duchy with an iron fist. The incumbent fascist duck meanwhile is promoting a revolt against all chocolate and pancakes. So terrible is the panic surrounding fascist duck's revolt that pancakes have united their tribes. Meanwhile, in the western kingdoms a great plague runs unchecked because Festavo failed to follow proper courting rituals, this angered Beastbeard who then decided to release a capitalist duck named Quackington the third so he could ravage the countryside. In a startling display of Fest's generosity he donated three french whores to a homosexual sheep who wants some disco clubs erected along the red light district. Meanwhile, in the Capitol, Quackington the third decided that he truly needed a mystical shaman with the ability to turn anything into twinkies, so off he went to the magical realm of Kerfluffle to meet the one eyed goat prophesied to herald the end of this sentence. Spasmodically a great beast with many horns and five eyes systematically massacred the rap opponent with huge bat-like appendages that protruded from its nose. In the realm of sentient walri there was a walrus named Jeb he was unlike any other walrus. He had high hopes that one billion dollars in blackjack and hookers would satisfy Cormac.

But Cormac could taste the bold flavor of sweet fenda blood which trickled down the side of the FRA's white van... but nevermind that!

Then TWP ate a big watermelon which turned out to be quite
Tim Stark Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
User avatar
Cormac
Posts: 5085
Joined: Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:00 am
Contact:

Honors

CTRL V Game

Post by Cormac »

Zeorus - 314
Venico - 278
Severisen - 228
Xoriet - 145
War Wombat - 131
Cere - 120
Koth - 101
Andrew - 100
Theoden - 83
Kyorgia - 74
Hileville - 67
Tim - 64
Cormac - 60
Zod - 58
NES - 45
Ivo - 40
barrios - 29
Cassius - 25
James - 24
Tom - 18
ZYX - 16
Prussia - 15
Gradea - 15
Trans - 13
The Roger Pirates - 11
Getti - 11
Hapay - 11
Kleo - 10
Corporal Clegg - 9
Vac - 9
Cali - 9
Fantoa - 8
Detritus - 7
home - 7
The Golden Foxes - 6
Applebania - 5
Nox - 4
Dodger - 4
NPU - 4
Gest - 4
Raven -4
Edward - 3
Jash - 3
Alexa - 2
Quad - 2
OE - 2
Siniarus - 2
Petar Vasentius - 2
Ainocra - 1
Feuer Ritter - 1
Horse - 1
Festavo - 1
Amerion - 1
Egypt-II - 1
Franz Saint-Pierre - 1
His Majesty Cormac Skollvaldr
Bru'uh of Osiris - Co-Founder of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Hasal-Pharaoh of Osiris (3x)
Khetemtai in the House of Osiris

"Follow your arrow wherever it points." - Kacey Musgraves, "Follow Your Arrow"
User avatar
Gradea
Posts: 1819
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:00 am

CTRL V Game

Post by Gradea »

ABOUT W MULBERRY ST / N FREMONT AVE

Former Chief Scribe of Osiris
Former Vizier of Community Affairs
Former Guardian of Osiris
User avatar
Cormac
Posts: 5085
Joined: Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:00 am
Contact:

Honors

CTRL V Game

Post by Cormac »

His Majesty Cormac Skollvaldr
Bru'uh of Osiris - Co-Founder of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Hasal-Pharaoh of Osiris (3x)
Khetemtai in the House of Osiris

"Follow your arrow wherever it points." - Kacey Musgraves, "Follow Your Arrow"
User avatar
Tim Stark
Posts: 1823
Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 12:00 am
Contact:

CTRL V Game

Post by Tim Stark »

Zeorus - 314
Venico - 278
Severisen - 228
Xoriet - 145
War Wombat - 131
Cere - 120
Koth - 101
Andrew - 100
Theoden - 83
Kyorgia - 74
Hileville - 67
Tim - 64
Cormac - 61
Zod - 58
NES - 45
Ivo - 40
barrios - 29
Cassius - 25
James - 24
Tom - 18
ZYX - 16
Prussia - 15
Gradea - 15
Trans - 13
The Roger Pirates - 11
Getti - 11
Hapay - 11
Kleo - 10
Corporal Clegg - 9
Vac - 9
Cali - 9
Fantoa - 8
Detritus - 7
home - 7
The Golden Foxes - 6
Applebania - 5
Nox - 4
Dodger - 4
NPU - 4
Gest - 4
Raven -4
Edward - 3
Jash - 3
Alexa - 2
Quad - 2
OE - 2
Siniarus - 2
Petar Vasentius - 2
Ainocra - 1
Feuer Ritter - 1
Horse - 1
Festavo - 1
Amerion - 1
Egypt-II - 1
Franz Saint-Pierre - 1
Tim Stark Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
User avatar
Ridersyl
Posts: 687
Joined: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:00 am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:

Honors

CTRL V Game

Post by Ridersyl »

Syl - 2
I've learned more about the minds of men on the internet than I have in any book.


Gracious Lady Sylvia Montresor
Lady of Lycopolis
Honored with Crown of Osiris
The First Chief Vizier

Koth - 4/27/2017
all i get is wood


User avatar
Gradea
Posts: 1819
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:00 am

CTRL V Game

Post by Gradea »

Rhinotaz: 849
Qwert: 819
Kris Kringle: 753
ProfessorHenn: 724
Arbiter08: 369
God-Emperor: 360
Sam111: 332
Bel: 332
The Solar System Scope: 323
Zak6858: 270
Rebeltopia: 167
Kyorgia: 132
Catalonia: 118
Feirmont: 118
The Union of Free Individuals: 80
Escade: 72
fmastr: 54
Crimson: 53
The Salaxalans: 42
Imkihca: 41
HEM: 40
Lady Rebels: 34
Pronoun: 29
Lady Elysium: 23
Roavin: 19
Alisa: 18
Melfi: 17
Tomb: 17
Qvait: 17
Corporal Clegg: 16
LoH: 15
Andrew: 15
Malashaan: 14
Michu: 13
Sev: 8
Ebonhand: 8
TNP Flying Circus: 7
NewKravania: 7
RandomGuy: 7
Nejopia : 6
Gradea: 6
NES: 5
McMasterdonia: 5
Fortschrin: 5
Awe: 5
Ryccia: 5
Caasd: 5
Llamas: 4
Xoriet: 4
Bonaugure: 4
Arstotzka: 4
Muncipio de Neiva: 4
Vesica: 3
Omega: 3
Fighter4u: 2
Darkstrait: 2
Arux: 2
Siberian: 2
Rowicto and Delod: 1
NR: 1
Punchwood: 1
Raven: 1
TSR: 1
SentaiFan: 1

Former Chief Scribe of Osiris
Former Vizier of Community Affairs
Former Guardian of Osiris
User avatar
Severisen Montresor
Resident
Resident
Posts: 2432
Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am

CTRL V Game

Post by Severisen Montresor »

Zeorus - 314
Venico - 278
Severisen - 230
Xoriet - 145
War Wombat - 131
Cere - 120
Koth - 101
Andrew - 100
Theoden - 83
Kyorgia - 74
Hileville - 67
Tim - 65
Cormac - 63
Zod - 58
NES - 45
Ivo - 40
barrios - 29
Cassius - 25
James - 24
Tom - 18
Gradea - 18
ZYX - 16
Prussia - 15
Trans - 13
The Roger Pirates - 11
Getti - 11
Hapay - 11
Kleo - 10
Corporal Clegg - 9
Vac - 9
Cali - 9
Fantoa - 8
Detritus - 7
home - 7
The Golden Foxes - 6
Applebania - 5
Nox - 4
Dodger - 4
NPU - 4
Gest - 4
Raven -4
Edward - 3
Jash - 3
Syl - 2
Alexa - 2
Quad - 2
OE - 2
Siniarus - 2
Petar Vasentius - 2
Ainocra - 1
Feuer Ritter - 1
Horse - 1
Festavo - 1
Amerion - 1
Egypt-II - 1
Franz Saint-Pierre - 1


Deshreti
Pharaoh Emeritus of Osiris
Former Guardian of the Atef
Former Marshal General of the Sekhmet Legion
Nomarch of Terenuthis
Lord of House Isaraider
User avatar
Syberis
Posts: 457
Joined: Tue May 10, 2016 12:00 am

CTRL V Game

Post by Syberis »

I have no qualms
Greyghost wrote:Just because you're cute doesn't mean you're not suspicious <_<
Chalice wrote:Comrade Syberis was talking about the joys of Osirian Fraternity.
User avatar
Severisen Montresor
Resident
Resident
Posts: 2432
Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 am

CTRL V Game

Post by Severisen Montresor »



Deshreti
Pharaoh Emeritus of Osiris
Former Guardian of the Atef
Former Marshal General of the Sekhmet Legion
Nomarch of Terenuthis
Lord of House Isaraider
Post Reply

Return to “Temple of Nun”