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Joshua Bluteisen
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Post by Joshua Bluteisen »

Doing bullet points because...I'm drunk. Literally, I am absolutely fucking shitfaced right now.

  • You were inactive as fuck in your term, why should we elect you again?
Shits and giggles. Plus, I'm grade A reliable in the "not couping when it totally would have been easy to do so and hold it" department due to being invested in the community.

So are some of our other candidates though, so hats off to them as well. It's an urge that's hard to resist sometimes.
  • What the fuck do you plan on even doing?
Tart like a motherfucker? I do that anyway though..but, I figure I should lay out something, even though this isn't a serious run as I don't particularly want the seat.

My primary concern with anything relating to this (or any) election is keeping the delegacy secure. We need to expand the Atef with active, trustworthy members of our community and build up a wider pool of influence.

It'd only take one member of the Atef and a rogue Pharaoh to hold the region nigh-indefinitely because of how small our security council is right now. This is simple fact.
  • What about foreign affairs!? What the fuck are you going to do there?!?!?!?one011!one
I'm going to need to appoint an experienced, reliable scribe so that we can both strengthen ties with the regions we're currently aligned with and build new bridges with other regions to expand our memberbase and influence in the greater game world. Totally not a good answer but hey, it's the truth.

Non-time sensitive matters would obviously be best dealt with by the Deshret in the conference room, since the Deshret is the voice and will of the region.
  • What about other aspects of the region?! You're just rambling like a drunken idiot, because you're actually drunk!
..going to deal with this tomorrow after work. But, podcasts. More people in the region than I own microphones.
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You remain the finest gift I could ever give this region. <3
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Post by Tim Stark »

I don't think you're treating the office of Pharaoh with respect.

But I do want Podcasts
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Post by Benjamin C Ravenclaw »

You are a very well-liked, well-respected member of this community. My question for you is:

At this time the region is slightly divided, due to arguments. How do you go about fixing this division?
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