Festavo's Latest Skype Performance

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Festavo's Latest Skype Performance

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[9:04:28 PM] Festavo: The time has come
[9:09:13 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): again
[9:09:14 PM | Edited 9:09:23 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): ?
[9:09:33 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) pulls up a chair
[9:09:37 PM] Festavo: The time for the entertainment god of Osiris to rise again
[9:10:35 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): I imagine a hieroglyph where a cat-headed Egyptian god is holding a microphone in front of a brick wall
[9:10:42 PM] Ivo: [9:09 PM] Festavo:

<<< The time for the entertainment god of Osiris to rise againAre you going to strip again
[9:11:11 PM] Festavo: No...yes...no...maybe
[9:12:33 PM] Festavo: This is the performance of the year folks
[9:13:11 PM | Edited 9:13:17 PM] Festavo: Brought to you by Guardian and humble Scribe of World Assembly Affairs Ainocra
[9:13:48 PM] Festavo: I ask you all to take your seats
[9:14:11 PM | Edited 9:14:16 PM] Festavo: If you want any refreshments, you can keep it to your fucking self
[9:14:44 PM] Ivo: No Festavo
[9:14:47 PM] Ivo: You gotta plan it better
[9:14:59 PM] Ivo: Announce on the forums with a week's notice so that everyone can come and watch it live
[9:15:18 PM] Festavo: Next time
[9:15:26 PM] Festavo: This is too good to wait for
[9:16:16 PM] Festavo: Now take a seat :)
[9:18:49 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) sips his drink and passes Ivo some popcorn
[9:19:59 PM] Ivo: Booooo it's taking so long to start
[9:20:02 PM] Ivo: Ivo throws popcorn
[9:20:35 PM] Festavo: Wait one moment and enjoy this message from our sponsor
[9:20:53 PM] Ivo: Boo D:
[9:21:00 PM] Kemi: Boob D:
[9:21:45 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): thats a message I can support
[9:21:50 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): :P
[9:22:18 PM] Kemi: Hmm...
[9:22:21 PM] Kemi: In that case...
[9:22:50 PM] Kemi: http://www.thehunterbox.com.au/wp-conte ... -32-PM.jpg
[9:23:47 PM] Festavo: Fuck
[9:24:05 PM] Festavo: I got soap in my eye and it is affecting the vision in that eye
[9:24:38 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): :P
[9:24:45 PM] Kemi: (drunk)
[9:24:50 PM] Festavo: Goddammit
[9:25:00 PM] Festavo: The show must go on
[9:25:33 PM] Festavo: Festavo sets up mic and grabs his guitar
[9:25:48 PM] Kemi: Kemi grabs popcorn and a folding chair
[9:26:25 PM] Festavo: Festavo positioned fingers on guitar and then licks the microphone
[9:26:33 PM] Festavo: Is this thing on? Yes? Kewl.
[9:28:53 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): its been two minutes after you've checked your microphone
[9:29:02 PM] Ivo: booo
[9:29:07 PM] Ivo: Ivo throws an apple
[9:29:09 PM] Kemi: booooooooooooobs
[9:29:20 PM] Kemi: Kemi throws an egg left out of the fridge from last night
[9:29:23 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): is that how long it takes for your brain to send a message to your mouth?
[9:29:27 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): are you that slow? :P
[9:29:39 PM | Edited 9:29:58 PM] Kemi: Kemi throws the entire Rotten Tomatoes website
[9:30:28 PM] Festavo: I had to bitch at my neighbor
[9:30:30 PM] Festavo: Chill
[9:30:42 PM] Festavo: And get a bowl a ice cream
[9:30:48 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): was the neighbour the one who threw the soap at your eye?
[9:30:56 PM] Kemi: I'm in the middle of winter I can't eat ice cream...
[9:31:01 PM] Festavo: No that was when showered
[9:31:14 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): with the neighbour?
[9:31:20 PM] Festavo: Yep
[9:31:22 PM] Festavo: Ofc
[9:31:33 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): guy or girl?
[9:31:41 PM] Festavo: Festavo taps microphone and adjusts spandex
[9:31:43 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): the soap I mean?
[9:31:43 PM] Festavo: Tranny
[9:31:47 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): tranny soap
[9:31:48 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): interesting
[9:31:52 PM] Festavo: Yep
[9:32:09 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): alright ill stop talking to the entertainer
[9:32:26 PM] Festavo: Festavo vigorously air humps to warm up
[9:32:28 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): come on guys lets settle down. I wanna see what this is
[9:32:44 PM] Kemi: Bring
[9:32:46 PM] Kemi: It
[9:32:47 PM] Kemi: On
[9:33:00 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): bring
[9:33:02 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) thrusts
[9:33:04 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): it
[9:33:05 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) thrusts
[9:33:06 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): on
[9:33:10 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) thrusts
[9:33:14 PM] Festavo: One sec soundcheck
[9:33:34 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) eats popcorn
[9:33:38 PM] Ivo: Press F to pay respects
[9:33:39 PM] Ivo: F
[9:33:40 PM] Kemi: F
[9:33:45 PM] Festavo: Rape me
[9:33:49 PM] Festavo: Rape me my-
[9:33:50 PM] Ivo: F
[9:33:52 PM] Kemi: F
[9:33:54 PM] Festavo: Mic works
[9:33:58 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): f
[9:34:03 PM] Sev: "F" - Xoriet
[9:34:04 PM] Kemi: F
[9:34:20 PM] Festavo: Xoriet is using your computer?
[9:34:20 PM] Kemi: "F" - Daddy (not Ainocra)
[9:34:34 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): ...
[9:34:47 PM | Edited 9:35:01 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) sips his drink and says nothing
[9:34:50 PM] Kemi: I didn't mean it that way! :(
[9:35:05 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): :)
[9:35:14 PM] Kemi: Kemi hugs Ainocra
[9:35:22 PM] Sev: Xoriet: YES FESTAVO I'M AT HIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW
[9:35:27 PM] Kemi: YESTAVO!
[9:35:31 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): ...
[9:35:33 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): F
[9:35:44 PM] Kemi: F
[9:35:48 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) payed respects too late
[9:35:58 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): the funeral has ended and the body has decomposed
[9:36:04 PM] Kemi: Damn...
[9:36:11 PM] Kemi: Rest in Peace Pieces
[9:36:12 PM] Festavo: No shit? I didn't know you guys knew each other IRL
[9:36:14 PM] Festavo: Oh well
[9:36:18 PM | Edited 9:36:28 PM] Festavo: Show must go on
[9:36:25 PM | Edited 9:36:39 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): f estavo start the f ucking show already
[9:36:43 PM] Festavo: Are you ready?
[9:36:48 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): yes mofka
[9:36:54 PM] Kemi: We've been ready for so long already!
[9:37:33 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): we've been ready since this
[9:37:34 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): [9:09 PM] Festavo:

<<< The time for the entertainment god of Osiris to rise again
[9:37:37 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): which was half an hour ago
[9:38:00 PM] Festavo: OH MY GOD
[9:38:01 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) eats popcorn
[9:38:10 PM] Festavo: Sorry I got distracted
[9:38:26 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): is that the show?
[9:38:28 PM] Festavo: Festavo does jumping jacks onstage and then air humps
[9:38:35 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): is it a joke?
[9:38:43 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): purposely delaying?
[9:38:43 PM | Edited 9:38:50 PM] Festavo: The show ain't started yet
[9:38:57 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): DO FREEBIRD
[9:38:58 PM] Sev: "FESTAVO STOP POSTPONING" - Xoriet
[9:40:21 PM] Sev: "Festavo, don't make me make you sing Cowboy Love. I swear I will buy stamps and make you sing that." - Xoriet
[9:40:36 PM] Kemi: Hurry the actual flying fuck up Festavo!
[9:40:47 PM] Kemi: I wanna see a show!
[9:41:13 PM] Festavo: Xoriet I welcome that
[9:41:59 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): I wonder if Sev is actually there, and not just Xoriet having stolen his laptop computer and ran
[9:42:11 PM] Festavo: Okay guys
[9:42:17 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): FINALLY
[9:42:19 PM] Festavo: Get ready
[9:42:23 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): PLEASe
[9:42:23 PM] Sev: I am here :P
[9:42:34 PM] Festavo: Festavo adjusts hair
[9:42:39 PM] Kemi: "I am here :P" - Sev
[9:42:47 PM] Kemi: I stole his laptop :D
[9:42:55 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): "I am impersonating Sev." -Sev
[9:42:59 PM] Sev: "Festavo...I will make you sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-RXGg8hbJM
<_<" - Xoriet
[9:43:07 PM] Festavo: Sure
[9:43:12 PM] Festavo: Now everybody chill your tits
[9:43:28 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) sips his drink
[9:43:54 PM] Kemi: Kemi tries to steal some of Ainocra's drink
[9:44:00 PM] Festavo: Mina sako arigato
[9:44:10 PM] Festavo: K-k-k-kawaii
[9:44:21 PM] Festavo: Mom's not home tonight
[9:44:22 PM] Kemi: Kkawaii Kknight
[9:44:29 PM] Festavo: So we can roll around, have a pillow fight
[9:44:38 PM | Edited 9:44:55 PM] Festavo: Like a major rager OMFG
[9:45:05 PM] Festavo: Lets all slumber party
[9:45:12 PM] Festavo: Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
[9:45:22 PM] Festavo: Someone chuck a cupcake at me
[9:45:47 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) eats popcorn and enjoys the show
[9:45:58 PM] Festavo: Its time for spin the bottle
[9:45:59 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) chucks a cupcake at Festavo
[9:46:06 PM] Kemi: Kemi chucks a cupcake at Raxion
[9:46:06 PM | Edited 9:46:15 PM] Festavo: Not gonna talk about it tomorrow
[9:46:07 PM] Ivo: Ivo throws popcorn
[9:46:29 PM] Festavo: Keep it just between you and me
[9:46:33 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) starts a bizzarely intense food fight with Kemi
[9:46:42 PM] Festavo: Lets play truth or dare now
[9:46:43 PM] Kemi: Kemi throws her popcorn at Raxion
[9:46:53 PM] Kemi: No!
[9:46:55 PM] Festavo: We can roll around in our underwear how
[9:46:55 PM] Kemi: Food fight!
[9:47:02 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) takes his shirt off and throws a bottle at Kemi
[9:47:11 PM] Festavo: Every silly kitty should be
[9:47:12 PM] Kemi: Kemi steals Ainocra's drink and chucks it at Raxion
[9:47:17 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) flips the table and runs to the bathroom
[9:47:25 PM] Festavo: Festavo shoots Kemi with water bottle
[9:47:29 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) returns with literal shit
[9:47:34 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) produces another bottle
[9:47:40 PM | Edited 9:47:49 PM] Kemi: Kemi hits Festavo with her folding chair
[9:47:44 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) throws it into the crowd
[9:47:49 PM] Festavo: STAHP
[9:47:49 PM] Ivo: (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . \)
[9:47:55 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): LETS ENJOY THE FUCKING SHOW
[9:47:57 PM] Festavo: The chorus is about to start
[9:48:01 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): AND THE FUCKING AVRIL LAVIGNE COVER
[9:48:19 PM] Festavo: Come come kitty kitty
[9:48:25 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) sips his new bottle and smiles
[9:48:30 PM] Festavo: You're so pretty pretty
[9:48:33 PM] Kemi: Hello kitty kitty you're so pretty pretty!
[9:48:41 PM] Festavo: Don't go kitty kitty
[9:48:48 PM] Kemi: Play with me!
[9:48:54 PM] Festavo: Stay with me
[9:48:57 PM] Sev: "FESTAVO DON'T YOU SHOOT MY DAUGHTER" - Xoriet
[9:49:01 PM] Festavo: Come come kitty kitty
[9:49:10 PM] Festavo: You're so silly silly
[9:49:17 PM] Festavo: Don't go kitty kitty
[9:49:19 PM] Kemi: Ka-ka-ka-kawaiiiii!
[9:49:21 PM] Festavo: Play with me
[9:49:33 PM] Festavo: Ka
[9:49:35 PM] Festavo: Ka
[9:49:36 PM] Festavo: Ka
[9:49:40 PM] Festavo: KAWAII
[9:49:47 PM] Festavo: Hello kitty
[9:49:58 PM] Festavo: Hello kitty
[9:50:11 PM] Festavo: We're no strangers to love
[9:50:18 PM] Festavo: You know the rules so do I
[9:50:28 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): just an immediate transition
[9:50:33 PM] Festavo: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
[9:50:41 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) sings along
[9:50:46 PM] Festavo: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
[9:51:02 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) cheers
[9:51:04 PM] Festavo: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
[9:51:11 PM] Festavo: Gotta make you understand
[9:51:19 PM] Kemi: Kemi boos
[9:51:28 PM] Festavo: Festavo throws guitar
[9:51:36 PM] Festavo: Never gonna give you up
[9:51:42 PM] Kemi: Kemi ducks and watches Ainocra get hit with the guitar
[9:51:52 PM] Festavo: Never gonna let you down
[9:51:54 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) catches the guitar
[9:52:08 PM] Festavo: Never gonna run around and desert you
[9:52:12 PM] Sev: Did... Ainocra pay to rickroll us?
[9:52:23 PM] Festavo: Never gonna make you cry
[9:52:31 PM] Festavo: Never gonna say goodbye
[9:52:42 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) looks around and whistles innocently
[9:52:54 PM] Sev: When are you singing Nyan Cat?
[9:53:01 PM | Edited 9:53:16 PM] Festavo: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[9:53:36 PM] Festavo: Festavo grabs Sev's collar
[9:53:43 PM] Festavo: We've known each other for so long
[9:53:55 PM] Sev: Dear god.
[9:54:10 PM | Edited 9:56:02 PM] Festavo: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
[9:54:36 PM | Edited 9:55:17 PM] Festavo: Inside we both know what's been going on
[9:54:42 PM] Sev: I'm guessing you meant your heart's
[9:54:58 PM] Festavo: We know the game and we're gonna play it
[9:55:31 PM] Festavo: And if you ask me how I'm feeling
[9:55:41 PM] Festavo: Don't tell me you're too blind to see
[9:55:42 PM] Sev: I like how you edited "heart's" but left you're
[9:55:51 PM] Festavo: Festavo throws Sev back and jumps on stage
[9:55:55 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) grins and sips his drink
[9:55:55 PM] Sev: "Tell him to let go or else" - Xoriet
[9:56:58 PM] Festavo: Festavo rips off shirt to reveal tattoo of a naked fat black woman with "Rickroll" on a banner covering her face
[9:57:10 PM] Festavo: Never gonna give you up
[9:57:17 PM] Festavo: Never gonna let you down
[9:57:51 PM] Festavo: Never gonna run around and desert you
[9:57:59 PM] Festavo: Never gonna make you cry
[9:58:11 PM] Festavo: Never gonna say goodbye
[9:58:19 PM] Festavo: Never gonna tell a lie
[9:59:36 PM] Festavo: Ooh give you up
[9:59:50 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) sings along
[9:59:50 PM] Festavo: Ooh give you up
[10:00:12 PM] Kemi: Kemi steals Ainocra's drink for herself while he sings along
[10:00:41 PM] Festavo: Ooh
[10:00:50 PM] Festavo: Never gonna give you up
[10:01:04 PM] Festavo: Never gonna, never gonna give you up
[10:01:08 PM] Kemi: Kemi starts slurping her stolen drink loudly
[10:01:25 PM] Festavo: Festavo throws a pack of Smarties at Kemi
[10:01:32 PM] Festavo: Never gonna give you up
[10:01:47 PM] Kemi: Kemi ducks and watches them hit Ainocra... again!
[10:01:53 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): you forgot "and hurt you"
[10:02:13 PM] Festavo: Festavo grabs Raxion by the dick
[10:02:22 PM] Festavo: We've known each other for too long
[10:02:28 PM] George VI: Kemi should NS marry me :P
[10:02:30 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): what, you and my dick?
[10:02:41 PM] Festavo: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
[10:02:46 PM] Kemi: That would be cheating Georgy :P
[10:03:00 PM | Edited 10:03:10 PM] Festavo: Inside we both know what's been going on
[10:03:03 PM] George VI: Nah
[10:03:16 PM] Kemi: Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
[10:03:21 PM] Kemi: Kissed the girls and made them cry
[10:03:25 PM] Kemi: When the boys came out to play
[10:03:26 PM] Festavo: We know the game and we're gonna play it
[10:03:31 PM] Kemi: He kissed them too cause he was gay
[10:03:33 PM] Sev: "DON" - Xoriet
[10:03:35 PM] George VI: O_O
[10:03:44 PM] George VI: Don't DON me Xoriet
[10:03:45 PM] Kemi: I said that rhyme a million times :D
[10:03:54 PM] Sev: "No. No. No,
NO." - Xoriet
[10:03:55 PM] George VI: You aren't here to yell at me so life goes on :P
[10:04:00 PM] Festavo: Festavo rubs lotion on Raxion's dick and jumps back on stage
[10:04:17 PM] Kemi: Kemi takes a picture of Fest and Raxion
[10:04:18 PM] George VI: I could leave too and Sev can't add me back because he isn't Xoriet :P
[10:04:22 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) cheers loudly
[10:04:25 PM] Festavo: Just want to tell you how I'm feeling
[10:04:35 PM] Festavo: Gotta make you understand
[10:04:46 PM] Kemi: Kemi laughs cheefully
[10:04:55 PM] Festavo: Festavo fired flare gun at ceiling
[10:05:03 PM] Kemi: Kemi ducks
[10:05:07 PM] Festavo: Never gonna
[10:05:11 PM] Festavo: GIVE YOU UP
[10:05:15 PM] *** George VI has left ***
[10:05:18 PM] Festavo: Never gonna
[10:05:22 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) has left
[10:05:22 PM] Festavo: LET YOU DOWN
[10:05:32 PM] *** Festavo added George VI ***
[10:05:42 PM] George VI: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[10:05:49 PM] Festavo: Come come kitty kitty
[10:05:55 PM] Kemi: Nice try at only Xo Xo adding again :D
[10:05:58 PM] Festavo: Never gonna make you cry
[10:05:58 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
[10:06:02 PM | Edited 10:06:10 PM] Kemi: mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[10:06:15 PM] Festavo: Never gonna say goodbye
[10:06:28 PM] Festavo: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[10:06:42 PM] Festavo: Never gonna
[10:06:45 PM] Festavo: Give
[10:06:47 PM] Festavo: You
[10:06:50 PM] Festavo: Up
[10:06:55 PM] Festavo: Never gonna
[10:06:57 PM] Festavo: Let you down
[10:07:24 PM] Festavo: Festavo strips down to thong and grinds against microphone pole
[10:07:31 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) opens a fresh bottle
[10:08:05 PM] Festavo: Wake up
[10:08:10 PM] Festavo: Got a secret
[10:08:11 PM] Kemi: Kemi begs Ainocra for a bottle
[10:08:17 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): again no transition
[10:08:34 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) points to a cooler full of them by his chair
[10:08:54 PM | Edited 10:09:06 PM] Festavo: Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it
[10:08:56 PM] Raxion (AKA MAGIC): Raxion (AKA MAGIC) stands on the cooler and pees on it
[10:09:02 PM] Kemi: Kemi thanks Ainocra sticks her head in the cooler and runs off with a bottle
[10:09:25 PM] Kemi: Kemi recoils and kicks Raxion in the nuts
[10:09:28 PM] Festavo: I've got something you need to see
[10:10:08 PM] Festavo: Festavo bares ass to show "Chad Kroeger" tattooed on his cheeks
[10:10:11 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) is laughing so hard the back of his head is hurting
[10:10:24 PM] Festavo: Let's be friends forever
[10:10:26 PM | Edited 10:10:39 PM] Kemi: Kemi is squished when Ainocra falls off his chair laughing
[10:10:41 PM] Festavo: I wanna do everything with you together
[10:10:53 PM] Festavo: Come and play with kitty and me
[10:11:23 PM] Festavo: Festavo pisses on Paul McCartney blow up doll
[10:11:28 PM] Festavo: Come come kitty kitty
[10:11:36 PM] Kemi: Kemi needs a little help here please..........
[10:11:39 PM] Festavo: You're so pretty pretty
[10:11:46 PM] Festavo: Don't go kitty kitty
[10:11:51 PM] Festavo: Stay with me
[10:12:01 PM] Festavo: Come come kitty kitty
[10:12:02 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) climbs shakily back to his chair
[10:12:11 PM] Sev: Sev helps Kemi up
[10:12:14 PM] Festavo: You're so silly silly
[10:12:24 PM] Festavo: Don't go kitty kitty
[10:12:27 PM] Festavo: Play with me
[10:12:38 PM] Festavo: Ka
[10:12:40 PM] Festavo: Ka
[10:12:43 PM] Kemi: Kemi slowly stands up again and tries to avoid the cooler after what Raxion did in it...
[10:12:47 PM] Festavo: Kock
[10:12:50 PM | Edited 10:13:08 PM] Festavo: Kawaii
[10:13:23 PM] Festavo: Festavo jerks dick onstage
[10:13:29 PM] Festavo: Hello kitty hello kitty
[10:13:33 PM] Festavo: Hello kitty
[10:13:39 PM] Festavo: You're so pretty
[10:13:46 PM] Festavo: Hello kitty hello kitty
[10:13:56 PM] Festavo: Hello kitty you're so silly
[10:14:28 PM] Festavo: Mina sako arigato! Kawaii!
[10:14:39 PM] Festavo: Mina sako arigato! Kawaii!
[10:14:46 PM] Festavo: Kawaii!
[10:14:54 PM] Festavo: Kawaii!
[10:14:58 PM] Festavo: Kawaii!
[10:15:06 PM] Festavo: Kockwaii!
[10:15:14 PM] Festavo: Kothwaii!
[10:15:18 PM] Festavo: Meow.
[10:15:33 PM] Festavo: Festavo ejaculates into the crowd
[10:15:44 PM] Festavo: Never gonna give you up
[10:15:46 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) throws a bucket of glitter up onto the stage
[10:15:51 PM] Festavo: Never gonna let you down
[10:16:00 PM] Festavo: Festavo collapses
[10:16:23 PM] Kemi: Kemi squirts Festavo with a soapy water gun
[10:17:21 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) lights a bic and holds it up
[10:17:33 PM] Festavo: Festavo sits up and shoves a Smarty up his ass before standing up and bowing
[10:17:48 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): bravo!
[10:17:58 PM] Kemi: Kemi claps
[10:18:28 PM] Festavo: Festavo sips mysterious white liquid and raises his middle finger in the air
[10:18:37 PM] Darth Famine (Ainocra): Darth Famine (Ainocra) applauds
[10:18:48 PM] Kemi: Kemi throws bucket of soapy water at Festavo for exposing himself
Festavo grips his dick and does the splits
[10:19:49 PM] George VI: George VI has left
[10:19:50 PM] Kemi: Kemi throws the entire Rotten Tomatoes website at Festavo
[10:19:56 PM] Kemi: Nice try
[10:20:02 PM] Kemi: That's fake :P
[10:20:40 PM] Festavo: For 2,000 stamps I will perform one more song for the night ;)
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Cat headed Egyptian god would be Bastet, and she's a goddess.
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<+Zaolat> you know I hear if a man eats lots of pineapples and it's juice good things happen
<+Xoriet> :D
<+Xoriet> Awesome
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<+Xoriet> VENICO
<+Zeorus> XD
<@Venico> Xoriet! <3
<+Xoriet> I meant Nox's Nether Faerie Dragon ;x;
<@Venico> Uh huh, Sure
<+Xoriet> I didn't even see Zao's thing
<+Xoriet> ;x;
<+Xoriet> I hate you all
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<@Treize_Dreizehn> <Xoriet> I didn't even see Zao's thing <--- That's what she said.
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Zaolat wrote:Sat Aug 01, 2015 6:54 amCat headed Egyptian god would be Bastet, and she's a goddess.
Could also mean Sekhmet... but she's also a goddess! :P
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O_o

Typing in Skype constitutes a performance these days?

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I was paid 2,000 telegram stamps to rickroll the chat, okay? :P

Koth...your the Pharoah of Osiris. You should know that I do shit like this often in the Osi chat :P
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[8:02:13PM] Nuke: but how can you be more dangerous than festavo? now that guy is a real fucking OG
[8:02:46PM] Koth: Are you drunk, Nuke?
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Koth wrote:I'm a fucking raider, everyone else can blow me.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear
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I didn't read it but I am assuming it was somewhat entertaining? :P
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I'm assuming that posting those logs doesn't break the ZetaBoards ToS... ;)
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Hopefully not. This needs to be recorded for posterity and all that.
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[9:34:42 AM] Festavo: Who told him about hello kitty?
[9:35:15 AM] Ivo: Probably the whole NS knows about hello kitty
[9:59:10 AM] Festavo: Not my relation to it
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