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Applebania · Post by **Applebania** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:41 pm

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 1:51 am

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the vodka down the

Tomb · Post by **Tomb** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:30 pm

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the vodka down the old broken sink.

Post by **Tim Stark** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:01 am

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the vodka down the old broken sink. However, it was

back home · Post by **back home** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:32 am

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the vodka down the old broken sink. However, it was a dark night

Post by **Tim Stark** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:54 pm

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the vodka down the old broken sink. However, it was a dark night and the wind

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:40 pm

Titus got AIDS from the boy who lived in the rich part of Detroit. He really wasn't good at fucking a video game up, especially when it's against that infidel who married Bush. Titus dealt with AIDS quite well because he ate his mother's spleen. One day he decided to go visit a secret tomb that contained a lot of rats. He really wanted to dance with the rats but suddenly played really poor bassoon. So for fun, he would sing the only song that Barack Obama heard while showering. The NSA heard this song and went after the toilet exploded because he took a very big and delicious piece of pepperjack goat cheese and ate it. Then, the cutest little teddy bear was mercilessly torn apart by Venico, who promptly began to talk about the War on Terror/Drugs/Christmas following a cookie made of dead sparkly sliced cheese That he ate covered in sauce. Suddenly a sexy Norwegian man appeared, and kissed the brutally beaten dog that belongs to Megan Fox, who died of diarrhoea. In her will, she left her very big and handsome butler to Vladimir Putin, because of the Ukraine incident. Then Scissoro started masturbating to pleasure his friends on the Internet. Then his mother walked in and was disappointed by the Democratic Party posters hanging up on his walls. Scissoro was grounded for twenty years, but kept masturbating to Scottish porn. Meanwhile in the docks of Buffalo, lots of chicken had arrived from Detroit's KFC Headquarters to be processed into fine powder for terrorist attacks. Alas, hippies burst forth from the stupid drum circles to protest the chicken's peril. Unfortunately, it was not long before guards came and had to beat them with large, plastic nightsticks. They arrested the hippies and escorted them down to the Shire of the place where cupcakes are tested for chlamydia. They all had semen frosting from a big yellow panda bear who had no pants. Then in London the PM ordered fried chicken and the bombing of the White House because their gravy was way too thick and creamy for the Queen. King George tried to pour the vodka down the old broken sink. However, it was a dark night and the wind was blowing strongly

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