King of the Hill

Detritus Saxton · Post by **Detritus Saxton** » Mon May 26, 2014 4:47 am

As no one of particular importance, I walk up to the hill and politely ask everyone to leave, but not before offering them all tea and crumpets.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Mon May 26, 2014 5:57 am

Takes tea and crumpets and pushes Detritus Saxton of cliff

Theoden Sebastian · Post by **Theoden Sebastian** » Mon May 26, 2014 8:47 am

*slams everyone with bacon.

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Mon May 26, 2014 3:52 pm

War Wombat realizes that this is now a pork products fight as Elder Sebastian upped the ante. He proceeds with a ham-bush directed against Josh Sebastian.

"My hill!"

Detritus Saxton · Post by **Detritus Saxton** » Mon May 26, 2014 8:36 pm

*Claws his way back up the cliff he was pushed off of and starts pelting everyone with Bacon Sandwiches*

Post by **shetef** » Mon May 26, 2014 10:19 pm

[class=members]Blaine Zeorus Montresor[/class] puts the hill in his pocket and walks away.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Tue May 27, 2014 4:38 am

Andrew grabs a gun and shoots Zeorus. Grabs hill and puts it back. Then calls some pigs to stop Bacon fight

Post by **shetef** » Tue May 27, 2014 1:33 pm

[class=members]Blaine Zeorus Montresor[/class] is immortal, bitch. I'm taking back my hill now.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:15 pm

There are many ways to kill immortals. *Andrew takes his army to Albion for a fortnight to retrieve something*

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Wed May 28, 2014 5:46 pm

War Wombat realizes that because Zeorus is immortal, the hill is still in his pocket. War Wombat steals the tiny hill from Zeorus' pocket and eats it.