King of the Hill

Venico · Post by **Venico** » Sat May 17, 2014 10:24 pm

The Warrior Pharaoh claims this hill.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Mon May 19, 2014 11:21 am

*Gets on his knees an prays to Horus for strength and an army, to which is granted and an army appears* Prepare for war Usurpers!

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Mon May 19, 2014 3:39 pm

War Wombat equivocates wildly in an attempt to dissuade his opponents.

"So, this hill is the best thing ever, right? Nothing could be better? So... If nothing could be better, then why not take nothing for yourself, and leave the hill to me."

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Mon May 19, 2014 3:57 pm

War Wombat wrote:Mon May 19, 2014 8:39 pmWar Wombat equivocates wildly in an attempt to dissuade his opponents.

"So, this hill is the best thing ever, right? Nothing could be better? So... If nothing could be better, then why not take nothing for yourself, and leave the hill to me."

Dont play games with me and your clever words! You have until sunset to surrender

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Mon May 19, 2014 9:57 pm

I don't know the meaning of surrender! I will have to consult my dictionary. Also, the barbed-wire fence I built earlier is still trying to sell you stolen goods.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Wed May 21, 2014 1:02 pm

Surrender Definition - stop resisting to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority.

Synonyms - submit, give in, give up, quit, yield, succumb, concede, laying down of arms

I will never buy anything from it. I will take what is mine so i will take this Hill!

Post by **Severisen Montresor** » Wed May 21, 2014 1:11 pm

[class=resident]Severisen Montresor[/class] goes back in time and claims the hill before the thread was created.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 22, 2014 11:48 am

Andrew creates a paradox and goes back in time and stops Severisen. Destroys paradoxes and destroys any chance of any else creating one

War Wombat · Post by **War Wombat** » Thu May 22, 2014 5:31 pm

War Wombat deploys elves to fix paradox paradox with magic. Elves instead sing "You ain't nothin' but a Hound Dog"

Post by **shetef** » Sun May 25, 2014 9:13 pm

As a founding member of OFO I claim this hill by right. Suck it, newbs.