The Official "Temple of Osiris" Protest Tent

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The Official "Temple of Osiris" Protest Tent Here for the People
Welcome, Comrade, to the "Temple of Osiris" Protest Tent

This installation serves as a constant reminder that fear and scapegoating leads to nothing but prejudice. The Osiris Fraternal Order's regime chooses to point fingers at those who are unable to defend themselves, while welcoming others who were greater enemies due to their ability to feign the act of groveling. Those like now-disgraced Pharaoh Emeritus Joshua Ravenclaw, who went into the enemy camp and partook in vast acts of allegiance to the enemies of Osiris today, are treated as innocents due to their uncanny ability to jump ship when the going gets tough. Only after many months, when this supposed innocent finally commits such crimes that they cannot hide them anymore, are they forced to flee. Or perhaps like Durkadurkiranistan or Treize Dreizehn, those who have tried to coup Osiris many times over. Nay, but these gentlemen are welcomed in for what is the regime but hypocricy - picking scapegoats for crimes larger than those who are burdened with them! Injustice, my fellow Osirans, that's what this is! We must fight this injustice, in the streets, and in the sewers, and in the Nile River - where the crocodiles dwell thick this time of year. Fight we shall!

This memorial stands as a place for those who were not so fortunate, blocked before even gaining entry, to refuge and join the movement... by smoking the burning bush, buying things in Dali's patience, and avoiding too many public disturbance citations. Remember, tovarishi, the tent must always be manned - in the name of free speech. We fight for a free Osiris where all may access its bountiful oasis. If you believe in this vision, then you too have a place here.

Disclaimer: This is, for the most part, a joke - I'm not Unibot, folks. I do think some of the shit pulled is f*cked up, but I'm not surprised that it's being done *shrugs*

Thank You, Comrade, for Reading:
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Serious Disclaimer: If you're actually offended by this OP, hit me up. It's meant to be mostly satirical, I'm not particularly butthurt about my PnG - since I'm still allowed in #osi.
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Who lied to you? :P. We will be with you soon, Timmeh!


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Severisen wrote:Fri May 09, 2014 1:02 amWho lied to you? :P. We will be with you soon, Timmeh!
You did, my love :P
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2. Should Tim Stark be allowed to apply for citizenship of Osiris?
Aye (1) / Nay (12) / Abstain (5)

I think that pretty much confirms you are satan.

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Bob Moran wrote:Fri May 09, 2014 1:55 am2. Should Tim Stark be allowed to apply for citizenship of Osiris?
Aye (1) / Nay (12) / Abstain (5)

I think that pretty much confirms you are satan.
Well aren't you a joy to be around.

Good to see you too Bobbers. :wub:
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Hey Tim. Sorry for the rude greeting. :P
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Cormac wrote:Fri May 09, 2014 2:48 amHey Tim. Sorry for the rude greeting. :P
It was expected. Plus, Bobbert ain't known for being a classy fellow.


Plus, it seems that he just committed a felony ;)

Here's a screencap, lovelies (it opens in a larger size when you go to the url)

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Bah, not you. >.>


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Hi.
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Tim, my love.
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