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The announcers face moves in and out of your screen, while static is heard in the background. Sorry for the quality of the picture. It turns out that when you abandon a, abandoned news studio it doesn't get better it gets worst. In a semi related, note in honor of Earth Day a while back are equipment is hobbled from the E bars trash.

SPECIAL REPORT: We are back baby!
This weeks report on Breakfast has been cancelled instead I`d just like to say we are back! While we do have a government newspaper now, we here at NNN are still gonna be you`r private humourous news source! We are also in need of a editor to look over and fic the updates before they launch. Have a laugh and maybe learn something new. Next week's Special Report, will be on Breakfast.

INTERNATIONAL NEWS:
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The North Pacific ratifies alliance with Albion:
On April 14th, 2014, the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific ratified The North Pacific and Albion Security Treaty. What this treaty does, is form a close alliance between the two regions, in the areas of non-aggression and mutual defense, as well as military, diplomatic, and intelligence cooperation.. This treaty was built upon the strong links between the nations. After long nights of negotiations between Delegate mcmasterdonia and Minister of Foreign Affairs r3naissanc3r for The North Pacific, and King Charles Cerebella for Albion, the powerful treaty was born.

THE SOUTH PACIFIC HOSTING INTER REGIONAL GAMES:
The South Pacific games are in full swing, Equillsim is nicely represented on every team. The first challenge which was to create a flag, was won by team Phoenix. The 2nd challenge a RMB tug of war was won by Team Baslik. The third challenge battleships is still underway. You can`t partake since they've already started but add the TSP games region to your dossier if you wish to watch.

This week iin politics: what happened again?

Rite of Passge: You a senator? You like my news cast? You want to haze me? Go on down to my Rite,

Medals, Decorations, and awards: There have been two movements to move to vote. Rogamark has been creating drafts, for the legislation. What this is about is, rewarding and honoring people with shinies! The awards would be for military conduct, and Civil matters. All awards would be announced in the courtyard, and the details of the award appearance would be up to the granter.

REGIONAL NEWS:

Grims Writing Contest: Are AG, Grim is holding a contest wooooooooooooo! The contest is to get people used to writing, and/or streghten their chops. This will be a partner project. Grim will give the teams a prompt and they will work something up. IF you wish to sign up go here: http://www.equilism.org/forum/index.php ... ntry348035

*tumbleweed rolls through the studio* We need a festival or something! Maybe a beer fest!



Today in the land of the living

Powered Beer: The FDA approved a powder that will make water into BEER!. Granted the approval was a error, but i'm sure many Equlites wants this to become approved for real. The powder is getting a nice bit of flak for the various uses. Sneaking it into movies, sporting events, or etc where beer is banned. Maybe even school events. Think about how easy teenagers are gonna get their mits on this stuff! The company seemed to support it on there site before they updated it. They even suggested snorting it for a insta drunk.

VEGGIE ICE CREAM: Moving on from FDA mix ups to Japan being Japan. The Japanise branch of the Hagen-Dias ice cream makers, are setting up their new Spoon Veggie line! Soon you will be able to buy Tomato and cherry ice cream, or carrot orange. If you live in Japan that is. IF you do you could also win free samples! Nommy. The Veggie Spoon line has half the milk fat of a non veggie spoon of the same companmy. So regardless of the taste it`s still the healthy pick…………...kinda.

Today in the WA [/b}
World University for Peace: Was beaten in the General Assembly, no info on by how much.
Commend 1 Infinite Loop: Passed through Security 77 percent for, and 23 percent against
Repeal Reproductive Freedoms: Was beaten in General. 7,879 votes to 2, 787
Repeal Commend The NS community: . Was passed through security, 91 percent for and 9 percent agnsit. So landslide!
Radiological Terrorism: Currently at vote in the General. At the moment: 67 percent for, and 33 percent agnsit. The act would make radiological weapons or dirty bombs illegal. While there is some heated bickering in the fourms it seems to be on the road to passing. Are delegate is being lazy and has yet to vote.

Thank you for tuneing in, and good night. ]