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Re: Wepet Renpet Boat Race RP Contest 2026

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Skies wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 7:03 pm Scenario 5: Hmm… Through the chaos of the race events thus-far your boat has fallen behind. In order to catch up, you’re going to need some type of boost, competitor sabotage, or a full on miracle. What does your crew do?
Tragedy of the Shackleram: Chapter 4... or 5?

Tethysi pride themselves on their memories, being able to pull facts and the page reference of the source at will. It was a mark of the deterioration of their survival gear and the whispering madness of the realm they found themselves in that the Grand Council could no longer precisely remember the shape of their adventure thus far. They refused to allow their pride to be sullied any further, and sullied it would be if they were to fare poorly in this race of the damned. That disgrace seemed inevitable as the Shackleram fell further and further behind, reduced almost to half of their original number of carriers to push and lift the immense weight of marble.
It was Zu, ever one to think outside the box, who came up with the idea, developed while watching Jornir's wingcannon swinging on its strap. All of their weapons were showing substantial wear, even the star pumice of the titular order's silent commander, but Jornir was as fastidious with their weapon as any devoted soldier, and the cannon was still in working order for the time being. The three on the boat worked feverishly while the others continued to push, gathering whatever could be spared in an attempt to fasten the wingcannon to the stern. Nite ran the calculations, and provided the grim truth - to reach the speeds they would need would require far more ammunition than the weapon had, in the form of the now-withering quills running back from the base of the barrel - a veritable 'quillt' would be needed! The meaning was clear, even couched in a pun, and the Tethysi solemnly held the wingweapons that had served them for so long, before handing them up to the boat. Last of all, Sezorah fastened on their beloved wingkhopesh, and Nite gave up Long's Word, the blade of the founder of the Order of the Pun Crown.
One additional effort was needed. Elvand identified that the straps would not hold the force needed, especially with the constant slow decay they were under. In this situation, only they could provide what was needed, with the very powers that made them an outsider, powers they had acquired infiltrating the entertaining setting of a magical world, and become stuck with in the climactic battle against the dark lord when their Autobiography was damaged by that being's overwhelming power. While the commander of the Order of Pumice steered, Nite and Sezorah would keep the cannon firing, the group of Jornir, Zu, Kyua, Grist and Calligan keeping the boat level, while Elvand - floating above the ship yet locked to its every movement - held everything together.
The trigger was pulled. The wingcannon, so heavily modified now it would have been almost impossible to use as a weapon again, with the scattered remains of its fellow feathered arms lashed across its surface, erupted with force. Nite and Sezorah hung on for dear life, their fingers burning as the heat made its way from the firing chamber back to the trigger, the device not designed for this prolonged explosion. Jornir tore muscles in their arms holding the front of the boat steady from below as they rocketed through the water, refusing to put in any less effort than the weapon they sacrificed for this task. It was working. The shadowy shapes of their competition appeared, then began to flash by, barely avoided by their unperturbed navigator's quiet control. When the weapon finally died down, the eight warriors with only a couple of weapons left to their name breathed shaking sighs of relief, grinning at the success they had achieved and the razor-thin margin of disaster averted. The means of that aversion, and the cost, became clear a moment later, as ash flaked down across the boat and water.
It had been a fool's errand. The deterioration was too great. The wingcannon would fail mere seconds in, and the remaining energy would burst out in all directions, putting an end to the Grand Council. This is what Elvand realised the moment the trigger was pulled, and this tract would be the last page of their damaged Autobiography as it fell, unable to return itself to the Grand Libraries of home, to the fate promised to every child of Tethys 13. Elvand could have escaped. Individual teleportation was simple, only made complex if others were brought into the mix, others like the Grand Council. They could have escaped alone, left the others to their fate. The very fact that the others survived was proof that this thought was dismissed the instant it arose, for any hesitation would have left no time for what happened next. Elvand summoned all of the power they had grown to despise, the power that, some whispered, made them no longer a Tethysian. They brought it to bear to stall the entropic decay of the jury-rigged contraption on the boat's stern. Non-viable. Not due to ability, but scale. The entropy was not something that could be affected in part, not a curse that came to things individually. It was a part of this realm, every point the same as the whole. Still no hesitation. No thought of failure. Elvand Ganrinsspawn did not fail, not when faced with the laughing fiend that now returned to their thoughts, not when faced with a realm entire. With a monumental effort of will - their last - Elvand halted the entropy of the entire Land of the Dead for one minute. When that minute ended, it flowed back through them.
Five remained to push the Shackleram and its three occupants to the next stage of the race.
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Scenario 5.5: So close! The finish line is in reach! Through the suddenly descending surrounding fog it’s impossible to accurately see your placement in comparison to your competitors, though you are sure it must have shortened, if not equalized. Perhaps you may even be leading the charge. The competitors of this race may not have all known of your nation, and what show you leave with them in these final moments surely will stick. What does your crew do?
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Re: Wepet Renpet Boat Race RP Contest 2026

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Tragedy of the Shackleram: Final Chapter

As the Shackleram moved into the mist, the last of its burst of speed bleeding away into the maintained efforts of the remaining councilors, Sezorah looked up from their map and nodded, their relief plain. They were nearly there, minutes away at most. They exhorted their fellows to one final effort, Nite quipping that they might miss the finish line entirely in the fog, unless there were glowleposts. No laugh was returned. When Zu spoke, paranioa ran through their voice. With everything they had faced, could it be that the realm itself sought their failure? If so, could this mist be just another trap? A brief silence followed, broken by Kyua, their normal laxity lacking. If everything that had happened was part of a scheme by some higher power of the realm, what did that mean for their first obstacle? Was Valead telling the truth? Did they murder an innocent Tethysian based on impulse and emotion, and if so, and this was part of some greater trial, did they pass? Did they deserve to?
The mist closed around them, settling as heavy and malevolent as the realisation of their possible crime upon them, slowly isolating each one of them. While they could still see each other, they conversed. they theorised. The only way they could process what had happened was as a story, so they debated what the story could be. What lesson they were supposed to learn.
Grist posited that humility was the lesson, and diminishment the teacher. From their equipment, skills, bonds and peers, everything had been slowly stripped away. They had been too arrogant, and paid the price. After a moment, they suggested that Elvand would have disagreed with the premise entirely, and seen everything as just a case of cosmically bad luck.
Zu philosophised that it was akin to a fish, turtle, frog and crab tasked with racing across land by the seagulls, that they might demonstrate which is superior at walking, and prey upon the stragglers. somehow aware the others were rolling their eyes at the allegory, Zu changed tack, to mention that Lashanugi likely would have assumed this some kind of tribute to the gods of this realm, a pantheon they could dearly do with investigating.
Jornir offered that it had been a test of discipline and problem-solving from the start, and one they had clearly failed, only achieving the success they were about to gain through the effort and sacrifice that came when plans failed and heroes rose. They thought Strosz would have liked that last sentiment.
Calligan proposed that it could merely have been the greater power's idea of entertainment, and that they need not ever learn the truth - constructive feedback was all well and good, but the entertainer had no right to review, a philosophy they had shared with Melencal many a night, discouraging them from reading every negative review.
Kyua wondered bleakly if it was simply an opportunity for the Tethysi to show their true selves, reveal the core of their character. Trying to stir some life again, they laughed that Valead would likely have called it all a grand competition, a chance for the Tethysi to really needle their opponents with their quirks and capabilities.
Sezorah at first merely swore that if this was the act of some greater power, they would slay it one day.
Nite laughed away their concerns, and told them plain - if there was a lesson to learn, it was that the Tethysi took things far too seriously. Surely no other competitor had suffered as much of a blow as they had, entirely from their need to prove themselves and make the best story possible at their own expense, and that it was too high a price, too expensive to be so pensive.
The Commander of the Order of Pumice kept their own council, if any answer they had.
The debate lifted their spirits, and went on even as the mist grew so thick that they were all left blind. Still they spoke, and some of them were sure they could hear their lost fellows join in, cajoling them and encouraging them, reassuring them. It would all be alright. They would have their answers soon.

Not long later, a small boat of strong marble exited the mist and crossed the finish line. It was trimmed in dazzling sapphires, failing to hide its desperate construction, and had three hollows for passengers, while below it ten shackle-like stone loops protruded as handholds for swimmers to grip. At its stern was the last remnants of some kind of contraption, turning to dust and fading away. The boat moved well, only beginning to sink a few metres past the line, as if it still had crew to support it, or had until moments before.
No-one remained with the boat, above or below the waves. Of the Grand Council, only two Autobiographies would return to Tethys 13, those of Valead and Melencal, the first to perish. Of the others, no sign has yet been found. Perhaps they rest beneath the waves, or sealed within some strange tomb. Perhaps they escaped, to live a new life somewhere. Perhaps nothing was left of them at all.
There was a lesson to be learned from the tragedy of the Shackleram. It was one the Tethysi would begin to learn, as the gate to the Land of the Dead closed, as they rediscovered their lost homeworld, as they chose a new path as a species, and as the gate opened once more.
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As the finish line came into view, the roar of the crowd echoed across the Nile. Prince Nebemakhet's dahabiya had nearly caught the leading vessel, its prow cutting through the water with unmatched speed.

Then, without warning, the river vanished.

A dense white fog rolled across the Nile, swallowing the banks, the rival boats, and even the finish line itself. The cheering fell silent, replaced only by the splash of oars and the muffled calls of unseen crews.

The helmsman gripped the rudder in alarm.

"My Prince! We cannot see a ship's length ahead. We will lose our course!"

Nebemakhet stepped calmly to the bow and planted his staff upon the deck.

"Lose heart, and we are already defeated."

He lifted the staff toward the hidden heavens.

"O Tefnut, Mistress of the Sacred Waters, Lady of Dew and Mist, Daughter of Ra! You who command the fog that veils the earth, hear your faithful servant. If this mist is your doing, then let it part before those who honor Ma'at. Guide our vessel safely to victory!"

A breeze blew across the Nile. The heavy mist before the royal dahabiya slowly divided into two swirling walls, forming a clear channel that stretched like a canyon through the whiteness. Beyond it, the finish line shimmered into view.

The rival boats remained hidden, their captains blindly searching for the river's course.

"The way is open!" shouted the captain.

"Forward!" commanded Nebemakhet.

The rowers drove their oars in perfect rhythm as the dahabiya sped through the corridor carved by Tefnut herself. The mist curled harmlessly along either side of the vessel but never crossed its path.

As the royal ship burst from the fog, it crossed the finish line to the astonishment of the waiting crowds. Only moments later did the other competitors emerge, still searching for the course they had lost within the goddess's veil.

Nebemakhet lowered his staff and bowed his head.

"Offer thanks to Tefnut," he said with quiet reverence. "The gods may reveal the path, but it is the faithful who must have the courage to follow it."

The crew raised their oars in triumph as the people upon the banks cried out with one voice:

"Glory to Tefnut! Glory to Prince Nebemakhet! Glory to Osiris!"
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