Wepet Renpet 2024: Corrupt a Prayer

[Dragonian Alliance]

Welcome to Corrupt a Prayer! Like “corrupt a wish” - For Corrupt a Prayer you take the prayer posted by the person before you and turn it into something bad. An example:

I pray for unlimited spaghetti.

Then someone responds:

Granted but all of your spaghetti noodles have become worms.

I pray for...

I’ll start! I pray for a dragon friend!

[Halo]

Granted, you befriend a dragonfruit.

I pray for a perpetual reign for Ark.

[Dragonian Alliance]

Granted, All future Pharaohs must change their name to Ark.

I pray for a good harvest.

[Maadi]

Granted, you harvest many crops of vermin carrying infectious diseases.

I wish for a Commendation on NationStates.