The Dad Joke Collection

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones!
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What is a planets favorite type of music?

Nep-Tunes!

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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?


Hissss-tory!

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A dad joke for the Aussies:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Peter

Peter who?

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I just had to post this one >.>

A ham sandwich walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. Waitress says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
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That's awesome!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

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3 unwritten rules of life...
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Buffalo going to get some milk say to his kid? Bison
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Hi, I’m Cliff. Drop over sometime.
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When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
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