Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
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Instead the world wasn't protected from an influx of geese and their poop which flooded the entire planet and there is now an apocalypse.
I pray for lots of chocolate o.o and nachos
I pray for lots of chocolate o.o and nachos
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Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Granted! The soil of he world is now made of nachos. The magma of its core is molten nacho cheese. The very oceans are liquid chocolate. As a result the earth can longer produce a magnetosphere and everything is obliterated by solar radiation.
I pray that my leprosy from the last prayer is cured.
I pray that my leprosy from the last prayer is cured.
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Former Chief Scribe and Sub Vizier and Vizier of Community Affairs of Osiris
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prayer granted, you have died, the dead can not have leprosy
I pray that the summer won't be so hot now
I pray that the summer won't be so hot now
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Prayer granted.
Now the earth is locked in a 100 year mini-ice age.
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I pray that all owls worldwide find themselves a nice tree hallow to rest in as night becomes day. <3
Now the earth is locked in a 100 year mini-ice age.
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I pray that all owls worldwide find themselves a nice tree hallow to rest in as night becomes day. <3
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Self Proclaimed Lord Protector of Owls Worldwide
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prayer granted, all owls in the world fly off to a single tree, resulting in overhunting of their prey and the total collapse of the region's ecosystem.
I pray that my cat will one day stop annoying me to let him outside.
I pray that my cat will one day stop annoying me to let him outside.
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Prayer granted - your cat flees to live in the wilderness and never goes indoors again.
I wish that I had a carrot right now.
I wish that I had a carrot right now.
So many questions are bad for your health.
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Prayer granted - you receive a carrot.
The carrot that’s now in your hand is rotted and has worms teeming on it’s inside.
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I pray that all the Pacific regions unite under one government.
The carrot that’s now in your hand is rotted and has worms teeming on it’s inside.
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I pray that all the Pacific regions unite under one government.
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Guardian
Deputy Scribe
Sekhmet Legionnaire
Vizier of Community Affairs
Avowed Master of the Temple of Nun
Self Proclaimed Lord Protector of Owls Worldwide
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prayer granted, the government is however lead by quebecshire
I pray that I will finally figure out why tf I have a cough that never seems to go away.
I pray that I will finally figure out why tf I have a cough that never seems to go away.
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Prayer granted. You figure out why you cough seemingly constantly, and find out that the culprit is a new micro-invasive bug species that attaches itself inside human lungs to lay it's super tiny eggs that can only be seen with a microscope. The bug has 12 legs, 4 eyes, and secretes a green mucus slime that blocks pain receptors of internal organs. Doctors tell you that every time you cough, you aid in spreading it's eggs - the bug can not be removed without damaging your lungs. Over the course of yours and the bug's life, after it has asexually produced billions of micro-eggs, it will travel from the lungs into the throat, where it will attach to your inner throat lining and draw nutrition from your own body's expelled Co2.
(In reality - I hope your cough isn’t something *actually* serious - always wishing you the best)
I pray that summer is short and fall returns soon.
(In reality - I hope your cough isn’t something *actually* serious - always wishing you the best)
I pray that summer is short and fall returns soon.
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Guardian
Deputy Scribe
Sekhmet Legionnaire
Vizier of Community Affairs
Avowed Master of the Temple of Nun
Self Proclaimed Lord Protector of Owls Worldwide