Magic Vending Machine

Post by **Altino** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:44 pm

RULES:
Tell the person above you what the Vending Machine puts out and put something into the machine.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I put in a rabbit.
Person 2: You get back a bunch of green mesh for your easter basket. I put in a paper plate.
Person 3: An actual plate comes flying out of the machine and knocks you in the head. I put in a fanny pack.

To get you started...
I put in one of those little handheld fans that everyone has at theme parks.

Post by **Adytus** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:51 pm

You get a hot summer day

I put in a coin

Dalimbar · Post by **Dalimbar** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:56 pm

You get a slot machine.

I put in a bottle of rum.

Post by **Adytus** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:57 pm

You get a good drunk

I put in some terrible wine

Dalimbar · Post by **Dalimbar** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:59 pm

The machine spits it back out, drenching you.

I put in a userite.

Post by **Adytus** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:00 pm

You get a quick and painful purge

I put in a Feederite

Lamb · Post by **Lamb** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:05 pm

You get a slow and painless purge.

I put in an empty beer bottle.

Post by **Altino** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:05 pm

You get a whole lot of RMB spam and drown in recruitment telegrams.

I put in a tube of lip balm.

Post by **Adytus** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:09 pm

You get fresh lips

I put in a Lamb

Post by **Altino** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:14 pm

The machine spews a wedding dress onto you and you and Lamb are forced to be married.

I put in some dish soap.